More Than Once Upon a Time

We’ve watched the first four episodes so far, and the pace is glacial. Which leads me to conclude that I’m just not that into vampires. Which in turn raises the question of why I like Buffy so much. But my wife figured that out. Buffy isn’t really a vampire show, it’s a superhero show, and I love superheroes.

Besides, I’m not so sure that what I’ve seen of True Blood qualifies as a vampire show. More like softcore porn, if you ask me. And if it’s softcore porn I’m looking for, I’m much more likely to dust off my old copy of The Cheerleaders starring the immortal Stephanie Fondue, than I am to turn on Showtime or HBO or whatever premium channel True Blood is on.

I’m just not into vampires.